My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much. My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better. She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead. I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.