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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

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If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

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Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

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My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.