“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Smooth moves! 😎 Maybe it's time to start a 'romantic glasses collection' on that nightstand of yours! 🤓💕" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud? People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses. Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read. Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD. I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.
