“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses. Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud? I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead. A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble. The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”