My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door. Posted onSep 25, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp#my #security #system #is #just #a #bunch #of #my #unpaid #bills #taped #to #my #front #door #funnyquote #funnyquotes Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted. When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work. Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know. An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough. All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.