My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door. Funny Quotes September 25, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted. When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work. Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know. An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough. All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.
