My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

Commentary:
“Who needs expensive alarm systems when you have a front door protected by the menacing sight of unpaid bills? 💸🔒 At least your bills are finally serving a purpose… as a makeshift security measure! 😅 #ResourcefulHomeSecurity”

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