Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.
  • I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
  • Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.
  • Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.
  • “Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.
  • My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.