My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Commentary:
"Feeling like a non-stop drama series every therapy session, with plot twists and character development for days! πŸΏπŸ’β€β™‚οΈ #TherapyGoals"

Trending Funny Quotes πŸ‘‡

  • Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.
  • Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”
  • The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.
  • When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.
  • Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?
  • Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.