My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

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If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

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That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.