Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

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Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

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I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

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If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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The future is buffering.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.