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Happy new fear!

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

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Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

Trending via WeChat:

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

6 months ago

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

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"Ah, the eternal struggle between our lazy bodies and the demand for stretching – the ultimate melodrama of the muscles! 💪😂 It's like our limbs have a mind of their own, asking for that extra bit of length as if they're auditioning for a role in a yoga class! 😆 #StretchingDrama"

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Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Trending via LinkedIn:

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Trending via Messenger:

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Spotted on TikTok:

Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

Just shared via Discord:

I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

Reported on Facebook:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

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