Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.
  • Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.
  • I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.
  • Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
  • There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.
  • There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.