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"Netflix & by yourself: the ultimate duo for a wild Friday night 🍿📺 Who needs a party when you've got the best company around? 😂 #NetflixAndChillByMyself"

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

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Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

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Everything feels like thinking the stripper actually likes you.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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Cataclysmic events, such as your fingers on my skin.

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The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

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“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

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I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

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Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

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Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

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When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

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I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

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Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

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Netflix & by yourself.

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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Netflix & by yourself.

Keep the laugh going 😂

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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