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94 shares on YouTube this month:

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

10 shares on X this month:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

61 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

44 shares on TikTok this month:

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

14 shares on Threads this month:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

26 shares on TikTok this month:

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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January is the Monday of the year.

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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

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After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

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This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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Netflix & by yourself.

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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Netflix & by yourself.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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