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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you havenโ€™t seen in months.

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Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

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I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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