Netflix & by yourself.

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What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

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Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

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Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.