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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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2 months ago

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It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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2 months ago

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45 shares on YouTube this month:

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

21 shares on YouTube this month:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

96 shares on TikTok this month:

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

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I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

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I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

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Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

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Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

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Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

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Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

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If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

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Going viral on WeChat:

It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

Seen just now on Discord:

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Just landed via Instagram:

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Trending via Discord:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Just landed via Discord:

If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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