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“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

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I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.