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27 shares on YouTube this month:

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”

93 shares on Threads this month:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

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Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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I wish I had a friend like me.

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When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

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Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

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