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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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"Who needs sleep when you can have a good old-fashioned argument instead? 💤🥊 Just remember, bruised egos heal faster than a bad night's rest! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, bed, fight, humor, mad, never, relationship, stay, stay up on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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