Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

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Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.