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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Commentary:
"Talk about the ruff life! 🐶 Unemployment, debt-free, and snoozing away like it's a full-time job? Sounds like this dog has it all figured out! Maybe we should take some notes from our four-legged friend on how to master the art of relaxation! 💤😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged day, debt-free, dog, hours, humor, laziness, least, nobody, pet, sigh, sleeping, unemployed on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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