Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode? If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again. If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me. 100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc. The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.