Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.
  • You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.
  • I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.
  • Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.
  • Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.
  • No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.