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  • Being weird never goes out of style.
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  • You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.
  • I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”
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  • People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.