Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.
  • I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.
  • My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.
  • Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.
  • The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.
  • My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.