Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that? Posted onSep 25, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNot being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep. Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’ My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep. I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?
