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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

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I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

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I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.