Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!