Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!
  • I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.
  • Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.
  • Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?
  • Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.
  • Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.