Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes… Commentary:"Who needs meditation when you've mastered the art of automatic mind-blanking on demand? 🧘♂️🗺️ #DirectionallyChallenged" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it. If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter. I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions. When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them. When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.
