Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.
  • Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.
  • Happy new fear!
  • That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
  • I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.
  • Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.