Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNot to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it. Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.