Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs meditation when you've mastered the art of automatic mind-blanking on demand? 🧘♂️🗺️ #DirectionallyChallenged" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it. Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions. I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.