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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

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Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

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All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

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Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

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Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

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Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.