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The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

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I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.