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Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

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5 months ago

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Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

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2 months ago

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I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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2 months ago

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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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2 months ago

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Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

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2 months ago

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The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

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2 months ago

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26 shares on Threads this month:

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

57 shares on Discord this month:

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

49 shares on YouTube this month:

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

35 shares on Slack this month:

Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

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Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Are you a software update, because not now!

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

Spotted on Slack:

The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

Going viral on Reddit:

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

Just shared via Facebook:

British people be like “I was born in E-sex, grew up in Woke Ham, moved to Man Chest Hair, went to uni in Rotten Stall.”

Spotted on Threads:

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

Just landed via Reddit:

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Trending via Discord:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

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Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

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