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Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, Iโ€™m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Dear diary, I have to lock in tomorrow, fix everything, and do everything.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m just going to flip this omeletteโ€ฆ Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but Iโ€™m willing to risk it.

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My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Spotted on Instagram:

The homie whoโ€™s ultimately just a pawn in your grand scheme.

Going viral on Twitch:

I miss the good olโ€™ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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Just realised if I have a kid, theyโ€™re likely to see the year 2100โ€ฆ WTF?

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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For International Womenโ€™s Day, Iโ€™m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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Donโ€™t rub your happiness in peopleโ€™s faces this Valentineโ€™s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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I like listening to music in languages I donโ€™t speak because sometimes I just donโ€™t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ด has bookmarked:

You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡น has shared:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

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I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has shared:

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ has shared:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง has viewed:

If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

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No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

Just shared via X:

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

Seen just now on Messenger:

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

Trending via Discord:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

Trending via Discord:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

Just landed via Threads:

Canโ€™t. Too busy saving daylight.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now Iโ€™m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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