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I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.