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“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to…

“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to…

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"Oh, the classic 'polite decline' dance! 💃 Translation: Let's just call a spade a spade, shall we? 🃏😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged can't, honesty, humor, i, ID, love, oh, reluctance, translation, want, won't on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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