“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to… Commentary:"Oh, the classic 'polite decline' dance! 💃 Translation: Let's just call a spade a spade, shall we? 🃏😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once. I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited. “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano. “Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult. “Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.