“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Oh, the classic 'polite decline' dance! 💃 Translation: Let's just call a spade a spade, shall we? 🃏😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano. Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code. “Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed. “I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.
