“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano. Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code. “Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.