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At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.