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On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

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"En route to Mordor, carrying the burden of the fellowship plus a bunch of snacks 🍕🛡️. Who knew the Dark Lord's lair had become the latest hotspot for nerdy requests? #FrodoDeliveryService 😉"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adventure, anything, fantasy, humor, journey, Mordor, need, nerd, quest on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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