Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. Posted on3 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. 🥂💡 Always looking at things with a spreadsheet mindset – cheers to starting the year off right!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything. People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part. You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach. You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between. The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.