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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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Looks like the cat's out of the bag… and into the garden 🐱🌿! Good thing your father is fluent in meow-negotiation! 🗣️😸 #NeighborhoodDrama #GardeningSkills

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, cat, complaint, conversation, father, garden, humor, neighbor, okay, running, tell on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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