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Looks like the cat's out of the bag… and into the garden 🐱🌿! Good thing your father is fluent in meow-negotiation! 🗣️😸 #NeighborhoodDrama #GardeningSkills

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37 shares on Facebook this month:

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

23 shares on Discord this month:

I miss when YouTubers would just record for, like, 20 minutes, and upload the whole thing completely unedited.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

49 shares on Discord this month:

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

98 shares on X this month:

What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

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What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

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My life is based on a true story.

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Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

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Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Keep the laugh going 😂

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

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