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I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

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Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.