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  • I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.
  • Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.
  • Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.
  • The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.
  • House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.
  • The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.