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People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Commentary:
"Breaking news: local hero ditches work to embrace feeling good 😎✨ Who needs a sick day when you can have a 'feeling awesome day' instead?! 🙌🏼 #WorkGoals #PrioritizeWellness"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged able, being, call, coming, feel, feel good, good, healthy, humor, i, office, people, productivity, should, time, time off, today, want, waste, work on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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