Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.
- Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.
- Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.
- Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.
- I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.