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And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

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I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

48 shares on Slack this month:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

96 shares on Instagram this month:

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

94 shares on Slack this month:

I put the mess in domestic.

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I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

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You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

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When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

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Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

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People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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