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"Here's some advice for those living in glass houses: if you want to maintain a bit of privacy, consider outfitting your bathroom with frosted glass. Nobody wants a peek-a-boo moment in the loo! 🚽🔍😆"

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Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

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150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

82 shares on Slack this month:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

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Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

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Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

29 shares on Slack this month:

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

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This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

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Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

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I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

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Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

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One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

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People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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