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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Just landed via Threads:

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

Just landed via Instagram:

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

Seen just now on Facebook:

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

Just shared via YouTube:

Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

Trending via Slack:

People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.

Trending via YouTube:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

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The floor was nice, but this chair feels like a VIP upgrade! 😂🪑🎉

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Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

2 months ago

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Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

2 months ago

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Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

5 months ago

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

2 months ago

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Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

2 months ago

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

3 months ago

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11 shares on Threads this month:

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

52 shares on Threads this month:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

76 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

16 shares on Instagram this month:

At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

38 shares on Facebook this month:

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

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Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

We are the last generation of programmers who know the deadly feeling of seeing the exact problem in our code, on Stack Overflow, with 0 answers.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money?

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Making waves on X:

You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

Going viral on WeChat:

The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

Going viral on YouTube:

It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

Trending via Discord:

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

Live now on Reddit:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

Going bananas on Threads:

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Just shared via X:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

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Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

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Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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