Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

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Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

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Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

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At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

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Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

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Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

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Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

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Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.