Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

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If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

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“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

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My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.