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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

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“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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51 shares on Messenger this month:

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

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Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

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Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

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I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

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The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

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Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

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US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

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Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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