Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep. Commentary:"Trying to outsmart your boss with a bedtime trick? 🛌😴 That's some next-level strategizing! Just make sure he doesn't wake up before his alarm goes off!⏰😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime. Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket. What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort. If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.” Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.
