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30 shares on Messenger this month:

Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

100 shares on YouTube this month:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

30 shares on Telegram this month:

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Going viral on TikTok:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

Going viral on Threads:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Making waves on YouTube:

I disagree with my politics.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Seen just now on Discord:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Just shared via Threads:

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Keep the laugh going 😂

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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