Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.