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What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

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Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.