Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

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The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.