Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.
  • Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.
  • How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.
  • A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.
  • You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.
  • The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?