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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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"Salad: the ultimate rejection pile turned healthy masterpiece! ๐Ÿฅ— Who knew that pushing food to the side could result in such leafy goodness? ๐Ÿ˜„ It's like art, but with veggies! ๐ŸŽจ #SaladInnovation"



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