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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything t…

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything t…

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"Salad: the ultimate rejection pile turned healthy masterpiece! 🥗 Who knew that pushing food to the side could result in such leafy goodness? 😄 It's like art, but with veggies! 🎨 #SaladInnovation"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dislike, everything, food, humor, invention, meal, picked, plate, put, salad, separation, someone on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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