Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me. Commentary:"Santa baby, forget the fancy gifts, just give me some mental stability this year! 🎅🧠 Oh, what a merry and mentally sound Christmas it would be! 🎄😄 #Priorities" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree. Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy. Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line. Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries. I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.