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  • My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.
  • Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.
  • Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.
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