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Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

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Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.