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Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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"Santa baby, forget the fancy gifts, just give me some mental stability this year! 🎅🧠 Oh, what a merry and mentally sound Christmas it would be! 🎄😄 #Priorities"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged baby, Christmas, gift, holiday, humor, me, mental, mental stability, Santa, stability, tree, under, wish on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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