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Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.