Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I probably think this song is about me.