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Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

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Trending via Facebook:

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Seen just now on Facebook:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Just shared via WeChat:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

Trending via TikTok:

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

Shared recently on Threads:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

Just landed via Facebook:

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

Breaking via Reddit:

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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Well, well, it looks like someone just got burned with their own fire! Seems like the tables have turned – from leaving her on read to leaving her speechless. Maybe next time, think before you text!

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12 shares on Messenger this month:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

56 shares on Discord this month:

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

60 shares on WeChat this month:

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

81 shares on Slack this month:

The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

23 shares on Discord this month:

I’m starting to understand the distant uncle.

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They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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Aura is the real business card.

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When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

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The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

I think God was high when he made me.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

When did making sense stop making sense?

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Shared recently on Messenger:

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

Making waves on Slack:

The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

Live now on TikTok:

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Spotted on Slack:

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

Going viral on Reddit:

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

Shared recently on X:

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Going bananas on Messenger:

If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

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