Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.
  • Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.
  • Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.
  • My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.
  • How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.
  • If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.