Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.
  • Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.
  • Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?
  • Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.
  • In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.
  • Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.