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What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

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It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

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My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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New term for people with jobs: emploids.

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I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

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My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

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What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

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Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

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