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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

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Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.