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What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

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You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.