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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.