Some people get it. Most people don’t.

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I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

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First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.