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Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

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Updated

Dec 12, 2025

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Just landed via TikTok:

Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

Spotted on YouTube:

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

Shared recently on Discord:

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Just shared via Messenger:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

Spotted on TikTok:

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.
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Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

Just landed via Telegram:

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Freshly posted on X:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Making waves on Reddit:

May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

Live now on Slack:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

Just shared via X:

Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

Making waves on Instagram:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

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