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Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

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Shared recently on Slack:

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

Spreading quickly via X:

Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Trending via Instagram:

Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

Trending via TikTok:

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

Just shared via Twitch:

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Shared recently on Reddit:

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Ugh, but profoundly.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Breaking via Twitch:

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

Spotted on Facebook:

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Just shared via Telegram:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Making waves on Reddit:

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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