Someone needs to press pause on this weekend. Posted on5 days ago5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I wish my weekend came with a remote control… ποΈβΈοΈπΊ Related Funny Quotes π€ If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today. Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again. The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question. Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time. They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.