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"Ah, the poetic beauty of comparing life to a cowshed! 🐄💩 It does seem like we're constantly dodging turds at every turn… but hey, at least it keeps things interesting, right? 😉 Here's to gracefully navigating the cowsheds of life and coming out smelling like a rose! 🌹💩"

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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

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As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

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I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

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The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

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I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

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If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

I am single, please disturb me!

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

If you can stand me, you deserve me!

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Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

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Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

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The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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Have you tried making guacamole about it?

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

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