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Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

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"No worries, I had time to admire the clearance tag art on your gift 🏷️🎁 Better late than never, right? 😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Christmas, clearance, gift, humor, i, late, present, procrastination, scraping, sorry, tag on Jan 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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