Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned. Commentary:"Whoops, hope my tardiness didn't launch any major concerns! 🤦♂️ Next time, I'll stick to the traditional 'running late' excuse instead of aiming for a grand entrance! 🏰💥" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that. Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing. Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap. Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle. Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.