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April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

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Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.