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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Commentary:
"Whoops, hope my tardiness didn't launch any major concerns! 🤦‍♂️ Next time, I'll stick to the traditional 'running late' excuse instead of aiming for a grand entrance! 🏰💥"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cat, catapult, excuse, humor, late, malfunction, pet, sorry on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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