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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

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The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.