Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.
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"Ah, the ultimate VIP party for one! 🎉 Who needs loud bars and crowded clubs when you've got your own exclusive solo soirée at home? 🥂 Here's to being your very own best drinking buddy! 🍻 #PartyForOne"

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