Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate VIP party for one! πŸŽ‰ Who needs loud bars and crowded clubs when you've got your own exclusive solo soirΓ©e at home? πŸ₯‚ Here's to being your very own best drinking buddy! 🍻 #PartyForOne"