Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.
