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From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.

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“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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Using Twitter as a semi-vague posting journal for memory purposes.

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Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

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Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

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I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

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With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

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I love when the plot thickens.

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Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

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“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

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Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

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My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

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After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

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The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

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You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

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French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

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Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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