Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.