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I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

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Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

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An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.