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  • Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.
  • I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.
  • When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.
  • Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.
  • Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.
  • Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.