Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.
  • I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.
  • A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
  • What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?
  • A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.
  • The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.