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Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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2 months ago

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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2 months ago

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This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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2 months ago

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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2 months ago

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“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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2 months ago

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56 shares on Discord this month:

Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

53 shares on Threads this month:

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

44 shares on Slack this month:

I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

75 shares on Slack this month:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

54 shares on Discord this month:

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

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I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Going viral on Instagram:

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

Seen just now on Discord:

US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

Shared recently on Slack:

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Just landed via Facebook:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Making waves on X:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Going viral on Twitch:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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