Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

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Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.