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"According to the latest data, it seems like guests need to step up their objection game at weddings! 🤣 Maybe we should start handing out megaphones with the programs! 🙉 #SpeakNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace"

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

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I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

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I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

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I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

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If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

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Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

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I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

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Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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