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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddi…

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddi…

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"According to the latest data, it seems like guests need to step up their objection game at weddings! 🤣 Maybe we should start handing out megaphones with the programs! 🙉 #SpeakNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged celebration, enough, event, humor, marriage, object, people, speaking, statistic, statistically, wedding on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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