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"According to the latest data, it seems like guests need to step up their objection game at weddings! 🤣 Maybe we should start handing out megaphones with the programs! 🙉 #SpeakNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace"

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I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

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I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

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When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

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I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

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Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

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WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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No plans and no pants kind of day.

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I’d rather lose you than the argument.

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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