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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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29 shares on WeChat this month:

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

77 shares on TikTok this month:

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

19 shares on X this month:

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

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Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

The void screams into me.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

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Spotted on Reddit:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

Trending via Slack:

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

Seen just now on Discord:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

Seen just now on X:

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Live now on Discord:

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

Trending via TikTok:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Breaking via Messenger:

The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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