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"Stop pointing fingers for your blunders. Instead, channel your inner Feng Shui master and shift the blame onto that mischievous coffee table! 🤭🪑 #FurnitureFengShui #NoMoreExcuses"

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17 shares on Twitch this month:

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

If you are into coding, pivot to hunting and gathering.

31 shares on Slack this month:

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

66 shares on X this month:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

19 shares on X this month:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

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I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

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There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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The people who “don’t have time” and the people who “always find time” have the same amount of time.

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I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

Just landed via X:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

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My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Making waves on Twitch:

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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